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PostSubject: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:46 am

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Thief stealing oranges.
Date: August 4
Author: John Hargal
Over the past few days there have been a wave of thefts in the town of Surna, normally, this isn't out of the ordinary, except in this case. The health concious thief seems to strike Surna's orange supply and has already made off with several hundred gold worth of the imported produce. The guard has offered a small sum to anyone that can either return the produce, or catch the person, or animal that's at fault for this. When asked, Thorn Razel, Captain of the Surna guard had the following statement... "An orange?! What in gods name is an orange?" Until next time Surna, this is John Hargal.

OOC: Because I can.
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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:12 am

[OOC:] Oh my god. Two armed-to-the-teeth unknowns drop a massive mist of teargas in the middle of Surna, blow up 6 guardsmen along with the entire bloody gate, set of a massive firebomb of outside of it and nearly light the entire forest and Surna on fire, and nothing happens. But when you twit manages to nick a couple of oranges, the guard is all over it?


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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:28 am

[OOC] Guards did fill Bryan with 6 bolts before he exploded. Besides, yer event, yer news post.
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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:29 am

[OOC] The format for this bollocks was too complicated. My mind couldn't comprehend it. So I just went fuck all and decided to wait until you posted about it. And if you didn't, I'd blame you. Eheh.
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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:38 am

Rutabega wrote:
[OOC] Guards did fill BYRON with 6 bolts

And then he killed each one of those guards with explosives.

On a more related topic, Gah-nak knows his healthy foods.
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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:56 am

[OOC] Aye, because we'll be sure to avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.

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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:09 am

[OOC] "An orange?! What in gods name is an orange?"

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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:23 am

[OOC] He better not steal mah taters.
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PostSubject: Re: Healthy Thief!   Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:40 pm

[OOC] What a silly news report. BUT IT'S A CRISIS, WE MUST SAVE SURNA'S ORANGES!!

***Isabella reads the report, then runs off, giggling.**

***Blioct grabs the parchment, shrugging, crumpling it into a ball and throwing it aside.**
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