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PostSubject: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:18 am

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Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna!

7th December - Edition 1

Recent mourners to visit the graves just outside Surna where horrified to discover yesterday that the graves of their dearly departed - and the majority of the others within the cemetery - had been dug up, and emptied of the dead.

Roughly ten to twenty graves were found empty, yesterday evening, completely devoid of their dead inhabitants. Mrs. Thimple, one of the first mourner's to discover the scene, gave us her account.

"I was going to visit my husband Harry's grave, and when I first stepped into that cemetery, something seemed odd. Turns out the thing that seemed odd was that every grave had been dug up! It's horrible! My dear harry."

She broke into tears and was unable to continue. We attempted to question the Guard on this matter, but received no reply. There are rumors that the illustrious Commander Thorn has his eye set too far off of Surna, on the supposed coming war. We at the Whittle find this no excuse to let injustice such as this pass.


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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:30 am

OOC: Nice news post, I want to read page 8 >.< I blame necromancy, necrophilia...or both.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:34 am

OOC: Or hungry, hungry hippos.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:53 pm

OOC: We all know who this is O_O
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:58 pm

OOC: What? What is this crap? I wanted the other article! How are gnomes secretly entering my home?! >:O
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:15 pm

OOC: You're like the only one who wants the gnomes entering your home article posted so rawr.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:16 pm

Phry wrote:
OOC: You're like the only one who wants the gnomes entering your home article posted so rawr.
I want it as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:13 pm

No problem; a gnome's weakness is to kick them in the skull.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:15 pm

Phry wrote:
OOC: You're like the only one who wants the gnomes entering your home article posted so rawr.

OOC: I want it posted too...;-;
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:24 pm

wtb gnome article
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:28 pm

Psycheandromida wrote:
No problem; a gnome's weakness is to kick them in the skull.

Reminds me when Thorn kicked Noddy at me at hit me in the head.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:28 pm

okay well maybe tommorow.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:23 pm

Phry wrote:


illustrious Captain Thorn


He's actually a Commander.
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:19 am

it says commander what're you smoking
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PostSubject: Re: Empty Graves Cause Stir in Surna   Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:21 am

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