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PostSubject: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:26 am

Troubling reports reach Surna today, as independent travellers and merchants speak about massive warcamps have been set up just inside the Talibarian borders by the Occitanian military forces. But what else is troubling is that travellers who have been brave enough to try and sneak close to the massive wooden palisades set up around them (naturally built by lumber taken unlawfully from Talibar), have heard few words other than loudly barked orders in Occitanian. What they have heard however is metal clanging against metal, loud bangs, and strange grinding sounds. This fact, coupled with massive clouds of black smoke rising from inside the bowels of these warcamps make people fear that Occitan has taken to massproducing weaponry, armour, and ammunition from right within these camps.

One thing that leaves everyone wondering is that these daredevil travellers have also heard weird dog-like howls, and some have even heard loud growling.
Travellers report seeing roughly twenty dozen camps nestled around the northern border of Talibar. This is a very frightening number as the camps are reported to all be roughly the size of a small town. The only thought more frightening is that there could be even more set up along the west and east borders, and even more camps hidden around Talibar.

One traveller even speaks about seeing lone soldiers of the Occitanian Order patrolling the forests around these camps, accompanied by wolf-like dogs. He also says that two of his friends was killed by one of these odd couples, and that he barely made it away alive.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:31 am

OOC: The Occitanians are Nazis.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:40 am

OOC: Mack probably wouldn't like that comparison, as, any historian would know, the Nazis had spies, and were involved in forreign politics, i.e. their assistance of Lenin back into Russia so that Bolshevik Russia would pull out of the War.

Though Talibar shouldn't be sitting around on it's ass. It should be making the first strike now, against the camps, before they have any opportunity to gain a foothold around Surna. The provokation has been clear enough, Talibar should stop moaning about how the war is unfair, and realise that they're in a war, and war is a time for action. We need a Churchill running this nation, not a Chamberlain.


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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:41 am

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OOC: Mack probably wouldn't like that comparison, as, any historian would know, the Nazis had spies, and were involved in forreign politics, i.e. their assistance of Lenin back into Russia.

phry's just mad because he can't play an occitanian spy like he wanted to and thusly can't be a supa kool l33t secrat egant.

seriously, if occitan would send spies anywhere, those spies would blow shit up and kill everyone. and the last place they'd send them would be surna.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:28 pm

OOC; Lol, nice movie reference.

Also, you do know there is only one border between Occitan and Talibar right? It's a narrow straight of land between the mountains and the ocean probably stretching maybe 50 kilometers, depending on how you see the map sizewise. Also note that Surna is now pretty much the capital and biggest city in the western heartland of Talibar now that Imperia bit the dust.

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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:46 pm

please tell me, ruta, about the fancy culture of talibar.
tell me about your capitals, and your 'western heartland'.
but tell me not about where the borders lie. for i have seen them. i have crossed them. and i know that they are unjust.

the entirety of my forces will be dedicated to smudging out these borders and replacing them all with a singe line outlining the ocean, and the rest of the world. a new world. a pure world. a world of occitan.

i know very well that there's only one border between occitan and talibar, ruta. but that has never stopped occitan before. i'll forgive your lack of tactical thinking due to your talibarian origin.
but i'll have you know, that if you were occitanian, and said that very same thing to me, i would have you executed for your ignorance of tactical warfare.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:08 pm

And so the war began, with either side comparing dick sizes.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:16 pm

Well, I'm just glad I've got the higher ground.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:35 pm

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And so the war began, with either side comparing dick sizes.

if it was that easy we'd have won this war weeks ago.

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Well, I'm just glad I've got the higher ground.

so you decided to sit down on your fat arse, automatically putting you on a level of roughly 250 kilometres above sealevel.


2-0 to occitan, lads. this one'll be easy.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:28 pm

Derp, I was referring to you mentioning "western and eastern front/around" when there's only one small land bridge between the nations.

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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:15 pm

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Well, I'm just glad I've got the higher ground.

so you decided to sit down on your fat arse, automatically putting you on a level of roughly 250 kilometres above sealevel.

Correct. Now, all I have to do is roll over, and I will have committed and act of genocide toward all of occitan.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:54 am

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Derp, I was referring to you mentioning "western and eastern front/around" when there's only one small land bridge between the nations.

Thank god that there's no wooden contraptions that could float on water, then...
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:54 am

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Derp, I was referring to you mentioning "western and eastern front/around" when there's only one small land bridge between the nations.


exactly why i said i would've executed you for lack of tactical thinking, because you apparantly lack the basic knowledge of what infantry does best. THEY WALK.

we can just WALK ALONGSIDE THE BORDERS until they reach the EASTERN and/or WESTERN borders.

and if that fails, then let me just say three words.

Steam. Powered. Boats.

3-0 to Occitan. That's a hat-trick, you no-knicker bitches.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:41 am

Magic

3-1000 Talibar

nuff said
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:09 am

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Magic

3-1000 Talibar

nuff said

occitan has dedicated much of its existance to rooting out and destroying magic, and thusly have developed fighting techniques and battle-tactics for fighting magic in both close quarters and long range, on the battlefield and in one-on-one combat.

4-0 to occitan


come on you wankers, put up a fight already.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:09 am

Mackalian wrote:
B3SERK wrote:
Magic

3-1000 Talibar

nuff said

occitan has dedicated much of its existance to rooting out and destroying magic, and thusly have developed fighting techniques and battle-tactics for fighting magic in both close quarters and long range, on the battlefield and in one-on-one combat.

4-0 to occitan


come on you wankers, put up a fight already.
Uh.. Talibar is the only place in the world where Beholder pornography is legal?

It has a lot of tourist attractions?

Erm...... There's lots of trees in it?

Okay, Talibar sucks, I'm moving to Sida to get rich selling Kazuth slaves.

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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:24 am

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Okay, Talibar sucks, I'm moving to Sida to get rich selling Kazuth slaves.

occitan has slavery too

and a much more hospitable climate
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:03 pm

More hospitable? Occitan is like the northern half of Canada where Talibar's climate ranges from central Canada to California.

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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:21 pm

Mackalian wrote:
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Okay, Talibar sucks, I'm moving to Sida to get rich selling Kazuth slaves.

occitan has slavery too

and a much more hospitable climate

Rutabega wrote:
More hospitable? Occitan is like the northern half of Canada where Talibar's climate ranges from central Canada to California.

He's comparing Sida and Occitan.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:08 pm

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Okay, Talibar sucks, I'm moving to Sida to get rich selling Kazuth slaves.

Save some for me. Them's good eats.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:37 pm

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More hospitable? Occitan is like the northern half of Canada where Talibar's climate ranges from central Canada to California.

what in the name of honest fuck would you know about occitan's climate?

you don't even know the name of its fucking emperor.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:56 am

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More hospitable? Occitan is like the northern half of Canada where Talibar's climate ranges from central Canada to California.

what in the name of honest fuck would you know about occitan's climate?

you don't even know the name of its fucking emperor.

It's north of Surna, which already has seasonal fridgid snowy seasons and it's surrounded by the wastes to the north and east and then the sword coast is to the southwest, which has a reputation for stormly, northwestern coast winters and falls and somewhat decent summers. I don't need to know what weather is to a tee inside Occitan to know what the surrounding climat is like, which'd be a good indication of what Occitan's climat is. Maybe you'd know too if you got your head out of Occitan and into the rest of Olden's RP universe once in a while.

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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:33 am

Meanwhile, back in space, GDI's establishment was threatened, unbeknown to all, by the slow, but undeniable formation of infamous the Brotherhood of Nod.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:13 am

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It's north of Surna, which already has seasonal fridgid snowy seasons and it's surrounded by the wastes to the north and east and then the sword coast is to the southwest, which has a reputation for stormly, northwestern coast winters and falls and somewhat decent summers. I don't need to know what weather is to a tee inside Occitan to know what the surrounding climat is like, which'd be a good indication of what Occitan's climat is. Maybe you'd know too if you got your head out of Occitan and into the rest of Olden's RP universe once in a while.


wrong, wrong, wrong.


there's a special reason why occitan's climate differs from the rest of the world, and you don't know it.

give up while you can.
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PostSubject: Re: All quiet on the northern front.   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:14 am

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Meanwhile, back in space, GDI's establishment was threatened, unbeknown to all, by the slow, but undeniable formation of infamous the Brotherhood of Nod.

This thread is about Command & Conquer now.

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