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PostSubject: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:42 pm


Date: 14th December
Author: Thomas Edison

Today dire news come from the north. And where else than from our Occitanian neighbours do they come, in this time of great distress?

Many of the Talibarian people have reported losing contact with their relatives inside the Occitanian border as soon as a few weeks ago. It was first disregarded as the letters not getting through due to an Occitanian lockdown. But so is not the case.
Further investigation into the matter has revealed that every man and woman of Talibarian descent have been slaughtered in cold blood. Their possessions taken by the Occitanian state, and their homes, livestock, pets and even their very own bodies have all been burned.

But what is probably the most troubling is that all the children seem to be missing. While many charred adult corpses have been found in massive piles and disgusting massgraves outside of towns and cities, there have not been a single sign of any child.
The only conclusion is that the children have all been kidnapped by the Occitanians, meanwhile their parents were burned to death.

This reporter hopes that this is all the blood that will be spilled, should the war come to our very homes.

May the Gods help us all.


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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:54 pm

OOC: Thomas Edison? Really?

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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:55 pm

Mackalian wrote:

Author: Thomas Edison
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Great choice for a name.

Also Mr. Edison seems to like stating the obvious.




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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:44 pm

OOC:

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This reporter hopes that this is all the blood that will [be] spilled, should the war come to our very homes.

Mr. Edison does not proofread.
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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:19 am

Pat wrote:
OOC: Thomas Edison? Really?

oh fuck you pat, you're never happy.

Kain wrote:
Mr. Edison does not proofread.

he was too busy inventing the diesel engine

because that's what edison invented, right?

... right?
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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:46 pm

He invented the fucking lightbulb. Great idea for a name there.
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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:04 pm

Tomas Edison was a faggot.

Nikola Tesla is where it's at.

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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:08 pm

Thomas Edison was a dick to Nikola, Nikola roolz.
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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:51 am

ViralHatred wrote:
He invented the fucking lightbulb. Great idea for a name there.


for those of you who don't grasp my joking tone, which is hard to understand over text i might add, the name "thomas edison" is a joke.

and yes, i knew he didn't invent the fucking diesel engine. that was a joke too.
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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:26 pm

thomas edison invented the chicken.

before the egg, of course.
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PostSubject: Re: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Fire   Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:23 pm

Kain wrote:
thomas edison invented the chicken.

before the egg, of course.

W-What... I-I thought that was.... Santa :'(
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